Aching Like Birds (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: DrWorm
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: This is what happens when two people have an experience together, but only one is able to say "Hey, do you remember the time when we.?" Napoleon and Illya suffer some setbacks in a Thrush compound in India.
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Across a Crowded Room (63 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Sometimes things forgotten are best left that way. But sometimes, they come back.
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Affair (82 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: After "The Concrete Overcoat Affair", and behind the scenes of affairs that came after is . love.
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Afternoons (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon is scared, Illya is hurt. The usual. Also, middle-aged men talk about sex. Food is mentioned.
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All the Right Notes (108 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Pre-Slash
Summary: If they are to attend a meeting of the most evil men in the world, Illya has less than two days in which to teach Napoleon to play the piano. But teaching him is raising some old ghosts. It seems Napoleon is the only one who can, unknowingly, lay them.
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Almost (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Badly injured, Napoleon turns to Illya for comfort and gets an unexpected surprise
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American Pie (54 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jane Terry
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Holiday, Romance, Action-Adventure, Established Relationship
Summary: A behind-the-scenes look at the Napoleon/Illya relationship during the Jingle Bells Affair.
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Amid the Trials (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Graculus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
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Angel Eyes (58 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Illya suspects Napoleon is stepping out on him and has to address some serious trust issues, especially when Napoleon returns to New York alone.
Prequel: When All Is Said and Done by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: Crazy World by Spikesgirl58
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Another Harvest (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Neptune Affair - and a surprise for Napoleon.
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Another Year's Victory (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Holiday, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya was dying and he welcomed it. His partner only smiled in amusment.
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Anticipation (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: elise madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance
Summary: Napoleon and Illya need time for their new relationship.
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Anticipation (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: GeorgiaMagnolia
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Dinner at home for Napoleon and Illya.
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Arms Around the Future, Back Up Against the Past (153 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: What if Illya and Napoleon had met further back? What if Napoleon just walked right into the middle of Illya's back story? What would be different? And, more importantly, what would be the same?
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At a Distance (34 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya alone, as seen through the eyes of another.
Prequel: Safety of Distance by Nyssa
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Auditory System (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst
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Autumn in New York (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: For the Illya is hurt challenge on muncle. Illya is content and warm. (How does that measure up with Illya is hurt? Hm.)
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A Beautiful Team (77 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Previously published in Relative Secrecy 9. Extensively rewritten around the end. "Do you believe in love at first sight, Mr. Solo?" the beautiful violet eyed woman asked him. And the answer is . yes.
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Behind Blue Eyes (259 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH and GJ
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Series
Summary: Kopf takes matters into his own hands when Waverly won't allow him to do an in-depth psych exam on Illya.
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Bele Chere (30 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: "Undercover as a gay couple at a street festival?" Illya rolled his eyes. "I can hear them now."
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Better Late Than Never (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: (AU for the Return movie, but not for the series.) Ten years after UNCLE is disbanded, April meets Napoleon and Illya at a reunion. Written for the "middle age" challenge on muncle.
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Bewitched (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Warnings: Multiple Partners
Summary: "Sometimes better the devil you don't know, rather than the devil you know."
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Birthday Present (103 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Birthday presents can be difficult to choose.
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Black Tuesday...Bright Dawn (139 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Extreme H/C - Illya is hurt, Napoleon comforts. Some domesticity/some tears, some mushy lovey dovey stuff.
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Bless You (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation, Multiple Partners
Summary: Napoleon needs to sneeze
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Blink of an Eye (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance
Summary: No matter what he thinks, this is how it really happened.
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Blonds Have More Fun (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Episode Related, First Time
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Blue Water (62 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor
Summary: Follows directly after Tight Spaces. Illya goes to London.alone. Will Napoleon follow?
Prequel: Tight Spaces by sensine
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Body Touches Body (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Appeared in Relative Secrecy 8 2004 - "They kissed as if they had all the time in the world and who knew, Napoleon thought, intoxicated by the sweet honey of Illya's mouth, perhaps they did because whatever lay ahead of them, whatever waited after the fiery explosion that would take their lives, they were going into it together and that was as it should be."
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Breaking Up (90 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Breaking up is hard to do.
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But No Cigar (54 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: R
Category: Series
Summary: Two friends, long separated, are reunited, but still apart
Prequel: Nearly by Spikesgirl58
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By Any Other Name (76 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort, First Time, PWP
Summary: Napoleon teaches Illya about the language of flwoers with some interesting results.
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Call Me Sweetheart (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Paper cranes and sex.
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Castle in the Aire (68 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: Appeared in Worlds Enough 2 - "Two guards came in, dragging someone - Napoleon couldn't see who but the crowd noise grew, like some great beast, growling and avid and then the guards were nearly through to him and they climbed the steps to his level and threw their captive at his feet.
Illya! Chained, naked, hair down and concealing his face but unmistakably Illya and the fury in Napoleon's shouted oath was real
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Chains (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Terbuf Affair
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A Change of Routine (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Written for the first line challenge on muncle back in April. A different morning.
Sequel: Tight Spaces by sensine
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Cherchez la Femme (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor
Summary: Napoleon looks for the woman
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Child of Morning, Child of Night (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Alternate Universe, Series
Summary: This is a brief glimpse into another world. Please do not skip the introduction on this one. Thank you.
Prequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Prequel by ChannelD
Sequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Sequel by ChannelD, not published
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the End of the Story (53 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The 7th and final installment of this series, although I may go back and peek in on them from time to time.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Epilogue (49 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya and Napoleon have been lovers for two weeks, but Illya has yet to tell George Piper. George's religious convictions make this hard on both of them. This is the final story in the Child series.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Prequel (37 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Summary: A 'how it would have happened if it could have happened which it couldn't have' prequel to Child of Morning, Child of Night, archived here. Read that first.
Sequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night by ChannelD
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Rest of the Story (38 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The latest installment in the Child series
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Sequel (100 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Category: Alternate Universe, Series
Summary: A continuation of the Child series. Illya goes to camp and grows in self confidence and strength.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Story Continues (73 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: This is the sixth (and I think last although I know I have said this before) episode in the Child series. It definately works best if the stories are read in order: Child, Child Prequel, Child Sequel, Child Epilogue, Child Rest of the Story and then this one. All are available on this C&G site.
Prequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night by ChannelD
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Christmas Present (68 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, First Time
Summary: The weather outside is frightful, but your smile is so delightful. And since there's no place to go.
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Christmas Secrets (35 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Just a sweet romantic little tale.
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Cigarettes (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kleenexwoman
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon and Illya share a vice.
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A Clean Slate Affair (104 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: GrandeRobino
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Other m/m
Rating: PG
Category: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Established Relationship
Summary: Solo & Kuryakin team up with Starsky and Hutch. This time it's personal.
Prequel: The Bay City Affair by GrandeRobino
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Cliche (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge
Summary: Sometimes nothing changes. Sometimes everything does
Written for the "handcuffs challenge on muncle.
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Coffee, Tea or Me? (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, PWP
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Comfort and Joy (88 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Napoleon really needs to watch Illya's back. Written for Veronicaluv in the DtC challenge 2008.
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Communism (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon overhears a couple of ladies discussing him.and their comments are less than flattering.
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Cover Me (61 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon Solo was nearing the pinnacle of his power, and he knew it. He also knew that he was alone. Then he spotted a familiar profile across the room .
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Crazy World (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Halloween - ABBA style. Illya discovers just how selective one should be when checking into a hotel.
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Critical Distance (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: jesse
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Pre-Slash
Summary: Why on earth would he say no? Thanks to the UNCLE Kinkmeme for the original idea and presentation, although I doubt this is what anybody had in mind.
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Crossing Boundaries (140 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya try out different disguises - until they find a perfect fit.
Prequel: The Good Cop by T. Gabrielle
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Crumpet (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Sw33n3y
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Other m/m
Rating: PG-13
Category: Crossover, Established Relationship
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A Day in the Life of (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Who does Illya talk to on his way to work and how does Napoleon show his love?
Story for the "colourless" prompt at fanfic100.
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A Good Thing (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Written for the muncle Theme Challenge #15. A sweet moment.
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A House of Cards (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: When Illya looks at a photograph, his whole life changes.
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A Night in Brussels (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Corbeaun
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: Two different ways in which two spies show they care. Neither is pretty.
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A Place for Everything (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Ia anywhere safe for love?
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A Private Kind of Purgatory (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ghostwriter
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Duty and devotion: a snapshot. This is a response to the 20_est_relships community challenge prompt #06: Pain.
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A Promised Love (81 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Two people fall in love, and choose to postpone present pleasure for duty. The risks are great - the rewards greater.
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A Taste of the Season (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya celebrate their first Christmas together as a couple in the Foothills
Prequel: Dancing Queen by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: The Visitors by Spikesgirl58
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A Week of Sundays (44 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Series
Summary: Seven Sundays that should have happened.
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