Keeping One's Mouth Shut (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: First Time, Pre-Slash
Summary: Learning when and when not to keep one's mouth shut - answer to Prompt 107 on MFU Fantasies
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Kiss and Tell (59 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Napoleon is sent to a Paris bordello to retrieve a stolen note book.
Sequel: First Kiss - Last Kiss by Raisa, An Uncle for All Seasons and One For All Time
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Kiss Me Once - The Seduction of Napoleon Solo Act II (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Ah, but is a kiss just a kiss?
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Knights of the Umbrella and Bundle (92 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Some things are just all in a day's work.
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Knowing Me, Knowing You (87 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Poetry, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: An ABBA/Foothills Valentine's story - giving the perfect gift.
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Knowing the Difference (37 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: GeorgiaMagnolia
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
Summary: Dinner and conversation turns personal for Illya and Napoleon.
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Koan (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP
Summary: Is it a puzzle? or is it not?
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Le Question (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Companion piece to Voulez Vous - Illya's PoV
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Leather (58 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: "I first saw you on the Riviera."
"We met in Bonn."
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Leaves of Thee (34 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon discovers that truth serum and poison ivy, not the best combination for 'coming out.'
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Liaison (92 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: An UNCLE courier gets just enough under Illya's skin to show Napoleon the truth about his own heart.
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Lights Out (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ghostwriter
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: A Thrush clown turns out the lights, leaving Illya and Napoleon in the dark. A short response to the muncle challenge, "Darkness."
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Limousine Closet (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Vladeck rescues Michael Donfield from a jam and Michael doesn't want to go home. What happens when the closet starts to shrink?
Prequel: Slavonic Dances by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
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Liquor (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: What do you do with a drunken agent.
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Little Bombs (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya's hunt for a THRUSH bomb causes friction.
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Little Truths (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ghostwriter
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Challenge
Summary: Truth serum is good for the heart.
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Look Harder (96 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: 'We have flirted with our eyes for years. I suspect neither of us actually misunderstood in all that time. We just failed to trust our instincts.'
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Lost & Found (331 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Summary: Sometimes you find something you weren't looking for, and it turns out it was what you needed all along.
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Lost Love (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Napoleon finds out Illya loves him, much to Illyas sorrow. So he does the only thing he can think of to keep Napoleon happy. It does have a happy ending don't worry, I love these guys too much for anything else.
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Love is Strong (69 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me. I rewrote it fairly extensively for this posting, mostly in the middle, and like it better. Here is an excerpt - "Illya Kuryakin's back was against the wall and he knew it." (but guess who's got Illya's back?)
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Love Isn't Easy(but it sure is Hard Enough) (48 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Series
Summary: Illya is bored in bed. not good news for Napoleon or is it?
Prequel: Waterloo by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: No Hay A Quien Culpar by Spikesgirl58
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Love Trust Break (72 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Illya has lost all that he was. Napoleon is determined to keep what remains. Together can they find true love?
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Love's a Funny Thing (55 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: azdak
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure
Summary: Illya seeks refuge in a Soho brothel.
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Lovers Live a Little Longer (69 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Illya and Napoleon are snowed in - whatever shall they do to entertain themselves
Prequel: Knowing Me, Knowing You by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: The Visitors by Spikesgirl58
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Lucky (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Missing scenes from 'The Fiddlesticks Affair'
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Magic Touch (26 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me. Excerpt: They would talk about it, in horrified whispers back at Headquarters; how Illya Kuryakin had been buried alive and had tried to claw through solid wood in his death throes. He wouldn't. And after all, he could still be rescued.
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Make Your Bed and Lie in It (51 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Politeness and trustworthiness are not always the best way to get things done, especially when they leave you and your partner at a stalemate that distresses you both. Illya and Napoleon find that out over various affairs and chocolate cake.
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Mamma Mia (81 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon is frustrated with his attempts to open his new business and Illya decides to 'help' him out.
Sequel: Lovers Live a Little Longer by Spikesgirl58
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Man in the Middle (158 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon decides to attend his class reunion with the usual Vermont results.
Prequel: Voulez Vous by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: Slipping Through My Fingers by Spikesgirl58
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masks (120 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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Masquerade (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Francis Kerst
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Poetry
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Memories and Promise (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon kept it light because everything about Illya proclaimed that he preferred it that way. It never occurred to him that Illya might have the same misperception about him.
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Mission Control (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: This story was inspired by Nataliya's "Rain." Go read it.
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Monster under the bed (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Challenge - to write a story entitled Monsters under the bed
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Mulch Ado About Illya (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Paper cranes and sex.
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Muscle up a little closer (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
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My Love My Life (87 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Illya is determined to give Napoleon the perfect birthday gift, but it comes with an enormous price tag
Prequel: Man in the Middle by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: Voulez Vous by Spikesgirl58
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