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The Lab Rat Affair (620 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: BDSM, Rape/Non-con
Summary: When Illya is blinded by a Thrush chemical his and Napoleon's lives are suddenly turned upsidedown. (Contains some sexual aggression but not rape.)
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The Goddamn Delicious Cookies Affair (14 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon distracts Illya while he's baking. Pwp in response to a glorious Tumblr post ending in 'The only thing that would of been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because lets face it, my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.'

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The Wine Me, Dine Me, Sixty-Nine Me Affair (58 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: When Illya and Napoleon are trapped by a cave in, Napoleon discovers one of Illya's biggest fears, but also one of his fantasies. And there's sex. Of course.
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Hung Series - Talking (83 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: After being left to hang for days, Illya needs counselling. (This series can be read in any order.)
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The Suburbia Affair Affair (37 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: During The Suburbia Affair, Napoleon and Illya have angry sex, and then later they have happy sex. Lots of sex. Basically just sex. And soufflé mention.
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Hung Series - Rescue (116 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: The bad guys always hang Illya from the ceiling. This time they've left him there.
This is 'Hung' from Napoleon's point of view. And this one is very definitely slash.
Prequel: Hung Series - Hung by AconitumNapellus
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Hung Series - Hung (75 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: The bad guys always hang Illya from the ceiling. This time they've left him there.
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The Glorious Fourth Affair (37 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday
Summary: It's the Fourth of July and Illya's feeling out of sorts.
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The Three Sheets To The Wind Affair (41 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
Summary: It's Thrush's fault that Illya is very, very drunk, but not entirely their fault that Napoleon is finding him very, very attractive.
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The Old Masters Affair (362 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Violence
Summary: After infiltrating into a Thrush warehouse in London, Illya is discovered, captured, and torturted. Of course he escapes, but of course he is captured again.
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Brave New World (33 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, First Time, PWP
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: During the See Paris and Die Affair, Napoleon and Illya indulge in a little role play and bondage. Of course.
I couldn't have written this without first reading Cord Smithee's beautiful Pussycat, which is the most exquisite piece of writing ever.
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The Marshmallows Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon introduces Illya to a drinking game. Just some harmless fun.
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To Live A Little (15 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: In a kind of AU where Illya is blind, he longs for his days of being an active agent.
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A Rather Russian Affair (14 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Present day. Illya is content in his new identity as Dr Donald Mallard. He only misses two things: Russia, and Napoleon.
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A Gift of Time (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Arcadii
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Humor, First Time
Summary: Christmas should be a joyous time of year, but when tragedy strikes, will Napoleon be able to accept help from an unexpected source?
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Pretender (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ardent
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Challenge, First Time, PWP
Summary: It's only a kiss, damn it!
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Forty (or Solid Gold) (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Astrid Keynes
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Inspired by the Handcuffs challenge. An UNCLE tradition has Napoleon worried.
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The Whiffenpoof Affair (68 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Astrid Keynes
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Statues, singing, spy-vs-spy: a typical weekend at Yale University. Slightly revised.
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Good Vibrations (8 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Atheneparthenos
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
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The Evidence of the Senses Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Atheneparthenos
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: The calm after the storm.
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The Bleak Midwinter Affair (32 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Atheneparthenos
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Holiday, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya are trapped in the snow at Christmas.
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Noticeable Details (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Atheneparthenos
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
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Going Postal 3: The Home For the Holidays Affair (31 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Holiday, Established Relationship
Summary: It's Christmas, but Illya and Napoleon are posted to opposite sides of the globe again. Will they find a way to celebrate their first Christmas together as a couple?
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Going Postal 4: The File 40 Affair (57 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya has been kidnapped. Will Napoleon betray UNCLE in order to save him?
Prequel: Going Postal 3: The Home For the Holidays Affair by Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
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Going Postal: The Fire and Ice Affair (29 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Action-Adventure, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya and Napoleon are on separate assignments, half a world away. Their only contact through the long period of separation is their letters to one another.
Sequel: Going Postal 2: The Naue a Pele Affair by Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
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Going Postal 2: The Naue a Pele Affair (43 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Action-Adventure, Pre-Slash
Summary: Things are heating up for Illya and Napoleon. Once again, they are posted to separate assignments, but their letters hint at a growing affection.
Sequel: Going Postal 3: The Home For the Holidays Affair by Avery11 and Spikesgirl58
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Love's a Funny Thing (55 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: azdak
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure
Summary: Illya seeks refuge in a Soho brothel.
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The Pick Your Pocket Affair (127 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: bistokidsfan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, Challenge, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Men in Mac's, Communist Youth, & the world is saved while Napoleon & Illya look fab.
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Falsehoods (58 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Robbed of his memory, Napoleon has no idea who is friend and who is foe.
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Kiss and Tell (59 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Napoleon is sent to a Paris bordello to retrieve a stolen note book.
Sequel: First Kiss - Last Kiss by Raisa, An Uncle for All Seasons and One For All Time
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Tattoo (120 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Good versus evil and a tattooed Illya.
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The Best Man (88 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Napoleon's getting married. Illya has regrets.
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A Dish Served Cold (55 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Knife in hand, Illya stares at the body of his dead partner.
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Extra Curricula (46 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: At Survival School, Illya gets a little help from Mark Slate.
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The Back Door Affair (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Bluesky
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, First Time
Summary: Napoleon develops an unhealthy obsession with Illya's private life when he discovers an abandoned dumbwaiter in his apartment building.
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Duties (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Carol
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Illya and Napoleon discuss their duties to each other.
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The Birthday Present (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
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The Assault on the Senses Affair (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
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Tulip (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Challenge
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The Valentine Vigil Affair (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
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The Snow Angel Affair (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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The Polka Dot Pajamas Affair (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, First Time
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The Halloween Costume Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
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UNCLE behind closed doors (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
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The Helping Hands Affair (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: It's Napoleon's turn to look after Illya
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The My Partner the Gorilla Affair (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Nothing to do with *that* episode, I promise!
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Monster under the bed (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Challenge - to write a story entitled Monsters under the bed
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Muscle up a little closer (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
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The Couch Trip Affair (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ceindreadh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: A visit to Napoleon's apartment doesn't turn out quite as planned.
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A Trackless Domain - The Epilogue (84 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The "director's cut" of Trackless Domain, in timeline of but different from published version of Book 6.
Prequel: A Trackless Domain volumes 1-5 by ChannelD, A Trackless Domain - zine
Sequel: Dark Passage by ChannelD, coming up next
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Into the Black (96 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: A dark little story of madness and rape, forgiveness and love.
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This Kind of Thing (23 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Post Children's Day Affair.
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Frozen Fire (75 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: "How can you be so cold?" Jess asked. "Is there no one else whose hot breath makes you shiver ." Illya stared at him. "But it doesn't mean that. We're just friends."
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(Better Cut Off All) Identifying Labels part 2 (49 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance
Summary: The first glorious encounter behind them, and the rest of their lives ahead of them, Illya and Napoleon plan out their new arrangements and prepare to live happily ever after.
Prequel: (Better Cut Off All) Identifying Labels by ChannelD
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Rest of the Story (38 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The latest installment in the Child series
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Unspoken Passion (47 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon Solo was getting married. Illya, hearing it, is stricken to the heart, and concentrates on not letting it show. But when Napoleon insists that Illya be his best man, Illya has to refuse. Why does Napoleon feel he can't get married without Illya by his side anyway?
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Cover Me (61 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon Solo was nearing the pinnacle of his power, and he knew it. He also knew that he was alone. Then he spotted a familiar profile across the room .
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Affair (82 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: After "The Concrete Overcoat Affair", and behind the scenes of affairs that came after is . love.
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Sweethearts Together (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time
Summary: The Thanksgiving holiday - two men who planned to work, and wind up with a lot to be thankful for.
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Vacation (29 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: Just a light hearted vacation in the sun.
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The Real Thing (35 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: "Not real torture," Napoleon said sharply, right into his ear - just like the interrogator, he thought .

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Running With the Devil (82 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: Napoleon Solo, rising Thrush agent, gets a new partner. Feelings and memories that he has managed to bury resurface with surprising results.
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Emptiness and Harmony (92 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: What price would UNCLE pay for Thrush's Ultimate Computer? More to the point, what price will Illya be asked to pay?
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Forever Starts Tonight (127 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: People drift apart, but when they come together again it is magical.
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A Beautiful Team (77 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Previously published in Relative Secrecy 9. Extensively rewritten around the end. "Do you believe in love at first sight, Mr. Solo?" the beautiful violet eyed woman asked him. And the answer is . yes.
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Across a Crowded Room (63 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Sometimes things forgotten are best left that way. But sometimes, they come back.
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Magic Touch (26 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me. Excerpt: They would talk about it, in horrified whispers back at Headquarters; how Illya Kuryakin had been buried alive and had tried to claw through solid wood in his death throes. He wouldn't. And after all, he could still be rescued.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Story Continues (73 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: This is the sixth (and I think last although I know I have said this before) episode in the Child series. It definately works best if the stories are read in order: Child, Child Prequel, Child Sequel, Child Epilogue, Child Rest of the Story and then this one. All are available on this C&G site.
Prequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night by ChannelD
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On the Wings of Love/The Best Laid Plans (82 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: These two companion stories first appeared in Kathy Resch's wonderful zine "Affairs to Remember" I am very grateful to Kathy for giving these stories a real home. Now that the year is up, I am sharing them with those who do not generally purchase zines.
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Where You're Meant to Be (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: All you need . is love.
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Hold On (23 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Hanging there, possibly only seconds from death Napoleon thought - if not now, when? So he kissed Illya and, after a startled moment Illya's lips warmed and softened under his and then Illya kissed him back.
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You 4 Me (117 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: A sunny day playing Frisbee in Central Park leads to all sorts of pleasant consequences.
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The Pathway To Your Heart (Jess's Story) (70 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Jess Coleman meets a blond former field agent and nearly loses his heart - but Illya's heart is already given away.
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'Tis the Season (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: Sometimes the best Christmas gift of all is right under your nose.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - Christmas (47 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: It is Illya's first Christmas in America, with his guardian George Piper. He does not really like nor does he trust the Christmas hoopla.
Prequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night by ChannelD
Sequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Sequel by ChannelD
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Sweet Seasoned Showers (46 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor
Summary: Sweet little first timer - some angst, some conflict, happy endings all around.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Epilogue (49 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya and Napoleon have been lovers for two weeks, but Illya has yet to tell George Piper. George's religious convictions make this hard on both of them. This is the final story in the Child series.
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The Smoky Rose Affair (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Action-Adventure, Humor, First Time
Summary: A rather third season premise for a sweet little story.
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Sweet Delight (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time
Summary: The fieldwork ends, and they come together at last. Very romantic, very sweet. (hence the title)
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If Not For You (89 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Just at the beginning of their new life together, work - and Thrush - rear their menacing heads.
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Stay By My Side (105 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: (Originally published in Worlds Enough 2.) Illya struggled along the narrow dirt track, weighed down by the load he carried, harried along by shouts and the occasional lash of the whip around his bare legs. He had no idea how long he had been walking, where he was going, or who the men around him were. Why they had him was also not clear.
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Where the Truth Lies (40 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Two points of view; one love affair.
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Hearts Desire (124 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me 2. Possible Spoiler Ahead: A very shameless little slave story with chains and the whole nine yards so BE WARNED if you dislike this sort of thing. No mutilation or real torture involved, and a happy ending. It was a whole lot of fun to write.
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Arms Around the Future, Back Up Against the Past (153 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: What if Illya and Napoleon had met further back? What if Napoleon just walked right into the middle of Illya's back story? What would be different? And, more importantly, what would be the same?
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Castle in the Aire (68 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: Appeared in Worlds Enough 2 - "Two guards came in, dragging someone - Napoleon couldn't see who but the crowd noise grew, like some great beast, growling and avid and then the guards were nearly through to him and they climbed the steps to his level and threw their captive at his feet.
Illya! Chained, naked, hair down and concealing his face but unmistakably Illya and the fury in Napoleon's shouted oath was real
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Sequel (100 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Category: Alternate Universe, Series
Summary: A continuation of the Child series. Illya goes to camp and grows in self confidence and strength.
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Two Way Street (110 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: When two people fall in love, it is definately a two way street
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Love is Strong (69 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me. I rewrote it fairly extensively for this posting, mostly in the middle, and like it better. Here is an excerpt - "Illya Kuryakin's back was against the wall and he knew it." (but guess who's got Illya's back?)
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Qu'est-ce Que C'est (105 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: BDSM, Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Illya is sent out as bait for a serial killer. Napoleon is in charge of security. Something goes wrong. Very wrong.
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Bele Chere (30 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: "Undercover as a gay couple at a street festival?" Illya rolled his eyes. "I can hear them now."
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A Promised Love (81 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Two people fall in love, and choose to postpone present pleasure for duty. The risks are great - the rewards greater.
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Memories and Promise (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon kept it light because everything about Illya proclaimed that he preferred it that way. It never occurred to him that Illya might have the same misperception about him.
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Black Tuesday...Bright Dawn (139 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Extreme H/C - Illya is hurt, Napoleon comforts. Some domesticity/some tears, some mushy lovey dovey stuff.
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A Trackless Domain Book 6: The Happy Ending (53 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: This is the final 'director's cut' of A Trackless Domain Book 6. The Dark Passage broke my heart so I just had to fix it.
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A Trackless Domain - Dark Passage (35 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The second part of the 'director's cut' of A Trackless Domain.
Prequel: A Trackless Domain - The Epilogue by ChannelD
Sequel: A Trackless Domain - the Happy Ending by ChannelD, will be here in the not too distant future
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Christmas Secrets (35 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Alternate Universe, Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Just a sweet romantic little tale.
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Who's on Top (38 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor, First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya and Napoleon have established a comfortable relationship - on the surface, that is. Then one day Illya makes an offhand remark that makes Napoleon think about something he has never considered before ,,, and isn't sure he wants to consider now.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the End of the Story (53 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The 7th and final installment of this series, although I may go back and peek in on them from time to time.
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The Man Overboard Affair (28 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: This is for the MFU50 Mini bang.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Prequel (37 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Summary: A 'how it would have happened if it could have happened which it couldn't have' prequel to Child of Morning, Child of Night, archived here. Read that first.
Sequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night by ChannelD
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So This is Christmas (20 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: This was originally a Christmas story for the Man from U.N.C.L.E. slash group. Now I am sending it out into the big wide world out of season. Love, however, is never out of season.
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Reaching Out (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: This story first appeared in Relative Secrecy 10. This was a terrific zine in a terrific series of zines and I recommend them all highly
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Body Touches Body (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Appeared in Relative Secrecy 8 2004 - "They kissed as if they had all the time in the world and who knew, Napoleon thought, intoxicated by the sweet honey of Illya's mouth, perhaps they did because whatever lay ahead of them, whatever waited after the fiery explosion that would take their lives, they were going into it together and that was as it should be."
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First Love, Only Love (42 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: This is a shameless little PWP - the advantage being that you don't have to hunt too hard for the 'good parts'.
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Child of Morning, Child of Night (18 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Alternate Universe, Series
Summary: This is a brief glimpse into another world. Please do not skip the introduction on this one. Thank you.
Prequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Prequel by ChannelD
Sequel: Child of Morning, Child of Night - the Sequel by ChannelD, not published
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The Rumor of Rain (232 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: This is an AU to my novel, "A Trackless Domain" (available from Requiem Publications). It all comes from the question "What if Illya had come to Napoleon and told him about his past on his own, instead of Napoleon finding it out through official channels?" It turned out a lot of things were different! If you have not read "A Trackless Domain" it will not affect your understanding of this story. This story was originally published in Worlds Enough 4, available from Requiem Publications. It is a terrific zine and the story by Spikegirl is one of the very best I/N stories I have ever read. The zine is more than worth the purchase.
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To Love You (38 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: Just a sweet little love story.
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Leaving Terbuff (23 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, First Time, Series
Summary: This is the first in a series of stories following the series in a slash perspective. It (obviously) is set right after "The Terbuff Affair".
Sequel: The 'L' Word by ChannelD, just not posted yet
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Shore to Ocean (115 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: This story was published in Worlds Enough 3. The entire zine (available from Requiem Publications) is wonderful, with spectacular cover art and great stories, including one from the late, beautiful, Periwinkle. The zine is more than worth the cost. This is only one small part of it.
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(Better Cut Off All) Identifying Labels (112 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon took a deep breath and delivered his warning. "Illya - are you aware that what Jess Coleman wants is to be more than friends? With you?"
"More - more than friends?" "Yes. Want me to say something to him?" "No, thank you. Napoleon - Jess and I have been lovers for several months now." Napoleon's mouth fell open.
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Dance into the Fire (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Appeared in Worlds Enough ('04) - They meet, they work together, they rescue one another, they fall in love .
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Meant to be Here (41 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Illya Kuryakin was terrified. He didn't even think he was doing a particularly good job of hiding it, but he had to. He had to. Because Napoleon was sitting right across from him .
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Shatter the Walls (51 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Napoleon's first thought, in the numbing clarity of his own shock, was that Illya's career as a field agent was effectively over.
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Durian Dreaming (66 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Clare Chew
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: After saving the world from more exploding fruit, Illya and Napoleon wind down with champagne and conversation in bed.
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Weapon of Choice (78 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Clare Chew
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor
Summary: Illya has to navigate his way through Napoleon's manipulative games and a tricky double date.
Prequel: Durian Dreaming by Clare Chew
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A Night in Brussels (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Corbeaun
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: Two different ways in which two spies show they care. Neither is pretty.
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Pussycat (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, First Time, PWP
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Silk (27 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, PWP
Summary: Once upon a time, Napoleon had been shocked to discover his partner's secret sybaritic streak.
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Liquor (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: What do you do with a drunken agent.
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Hands (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time
Summary: Napoleon's in good hands.
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...all the forgiveness you're going to get. (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
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spiderweb (67 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: In his shoes, I probably would have gone for three shots of scotch; the methadone makes you drowsy, but they'd given him a light dose, and without the alcohol it wouldn't have been enough to knock him out.
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Yeah, I know, but we all do it when we have to.
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The Boys from Berlin Affair (160 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: I don't want to wear his uniform and I don't want his damned astigmatism and I don't want his sadistic streak and I do not want his smile. And I don't want ageing Nazis looking at me like the fountain of immortality and their youthful indiscretions all rolled into one."
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Bewitched (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Warnings: Multiple Partners
Summary: "Sometimes better the devil you don't know, rather than the devil you know."
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Parachute (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon is a little tied up after "The Foreign Legion Affair."
Prequel: Paperwork by Cord Smithee
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Wicked (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya/f
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: He dances with the enemy. He dances around the truth. His eyes dance with merriment, and he leads me a merry dance, too. But right now, collar open in the evening's heat, he's dancing with a girl--
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Leather (58 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: "I first saw you on the Riviera."
"We met in Bonn."
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masks (120 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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The Helena of Troy Affair (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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The Book-Scholar Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: The things you can learn from books.
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The Blue-Eyed Blond Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: "And what beautiful blue eyes -- with a sharp and cunning mind behind them. Do you honestly believe such an intellect would find a pretty clothes-horse like you anything more than a diversion?"
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Paperwork (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: "Must you stand over me while I'm trying to work? The reports are finished and filed. I do not need your supervision."
"I've already read them--"
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Impediments (103 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Please notice the warnings on this story.
Prequel: Leather by Cord Smithee
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Professionals (45 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Illya held his gaze for a wavering moment and twisted his head aside, to all appearances sickened by what he saw. <i>You would almost believe he was scared of me.</i>
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The Just Desserts Affair (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cynara
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, First Time, Series
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Sometimes you're on a journey but don't know it. First time story
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The Nile Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cynara
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Crossover, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon on a mission and Illya finds adventure on his own.
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The Second Helping Affair (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cynara
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, Series
Summary: Illya's pov as the journey continues.
Prequel: The Just Desserts Affair by Cynara
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