Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (55 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: There's a stranger crawling all over the restaurant. THRUSH or something worse?
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Grand Opera (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, PWP
Summary: Let's call it an angsty pwp with a hopeful twist.
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Half Truths (195 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya at last come together before circumstances pull them apart.
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Hands (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time
Summary: Napoleon's in good hands.
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Head Case (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Summary: Three of UNCLEs finest get together to figure out just how best to send Napoleon and Illya off on a well deserved vacation - with surprising results.
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Hearts Desire (124 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Originally published in The Spy Who Loved Me 2. Possible Spoiler Ahead: A very shameless little slave story with chains and the whole nine yards so BE WARNED if you dislike this sort of thing. No mutilation or real torture involved, and a happy ending. It was a whole lot of fun to write.
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Heaven or Hell (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Concussion and confusion. Almost stream of consciousness.
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Heroes (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes, we're much more than we think we are.
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Hold On (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Hanging there, possibly only seconds from death Napoleon thought - if not now, when? So he kissed Illya and, after a startled moment Illya's lips warmed and softened under his and then Illya kissed him back.
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Home (26 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Home is what and where you make it.
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Home is Where the Heart Is. (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes just getting home is its own reward.
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Honey, Honey (26 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon had to come to terms with a new version of his partner. Will love be enough to keep him there?
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Hostel (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Emma Leigh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time, PWP
Summary: One warm night in Alsace.
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How the Master Lost his Touch (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: Following the Master's Touch Affair, Illya is confused by Napoleon's lack of interest in him.
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How to Handle a Russian Tiger (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ghostwriter
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon's amused; Illya's infuriated. There's definitely trouble in paradise. (A muncle Down the Chimney offering written for Shayheyred!)
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I Do, I Do, I Do (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya take the Plunge - comes in after Winner Takes It All
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I Have a Dream (43 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya through Matt's and Rocky's eyes
Prequel: SOS by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: Dancing Queen by Spikesgirl58
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If Not For You (89 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Just at the beginning of their new life together, work - and Thrush - rear their menacing heads.
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Impediments (103 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Please notice the warnings on this story.
Prequel: Leather by Cord Smithee
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In Absentia (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Warning for some sappiness.Illya suffers amnesia after Thrush experiment. He believes he is seven years old. What could happen, hm?
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In Absentia, longer version (43 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: This is the correct and slightly longer version of the previously posted story. Illya believes himself to be a child. How does Napoleon cope? How can they restore Illya to his usual snarky self?
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In Harness (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: The challenge was to write a story where one of the characters was drunk or tired. Didn't have to be first person. That combined with a picture on the web birthed this.
The pic that helped grow this story is pretty explicit - the link to it is
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/muncle1/theme%20challenges/rrm2m0058.jpg
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In Sickness... (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Romance
Summary: Pre-slash. A moment on a bathroom floor.
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Initiation to Innocence (93 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jane Terry and Psmythe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Illya confides a secret concerning his sex life to Napoleon.
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Into the Black (96 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: A dark little story of madness and rape, forgiveness and love.
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Irresistable (53 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: jesse
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: What happens when you <B>can't</B> say no? Thanks to the UNCLE Kinkmeme for the original idea and presentation.
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It Smelled Like Perfume (36 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Periwinkle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Holiday, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon has sworn he only wants Illya, but the place reeks of perfume. Is Napoleon seeing someone behind his lover's back?
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It's Been A Long, Long Time - the Seduction of Napoleon Solo Act IV (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, First Time, Series
Summary: It has been a long time.
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