The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair Pt. 2 (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: Our knights errant from UNCLE cross paths with John Drake. WIP.
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The Living Daylights Affair (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Crossover
Summary: An adaptation of Ian Fleming's "The Living Daylights" firmly set in UNCLE-verse. Illya Kuryakin unexpectedly reckons with his past on a mission involving a defector and a cellist.
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Title: The Enforcement Agent's Handbook To Being Discharged Early From Medical (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon finds a new way of convincing Illya to get him out of Medical as soon as possible.
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the whole of life (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Challenge
Summary: Written for the muncle LJ community's "Ultimatum" challenge; a ficlet about Solo in Korea prior to joining UNCLE.
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New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary:
"I may put ketchup and mustard on everything, Illya, but at least I know that no self-respecting Italian would ever order red Chianti with fish.”
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Orbis Non Suffit (The World Is Not Enough) (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Crossover, Challenge, Pre-Slash
Summary: Written for the beginnings challenge at Livejournal's network_command. Waverly receives a letter from an old friend about Napoleon and Illya post-Terbuf.
Sequel: New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express by the Lady Rose
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The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Alternate Universe, Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: A timeshifted Napoleon and Illya run across John Drake (Danger Man/Secret Agent) of Britain's M-9 to track down a database with tremendous political implications. Part I of a work in progress.
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Birthday Present (103 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Birthday presents can be difficult to choose.
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Breaking Up (90 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Breaking up is hard to do.
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Three Wishes (39 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Three Wishes may be too few or more than enough.
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Crossing Boundaries (140 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya try out different disguises - until they find a perfect fit.
Prequel: The Good Cop by T. Gabrielle
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The Good Cop (71 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: When Illya is interviewed under the influence of Thrush truth serum, Napoleon rethinks the frustrating nature of their on-again, off-again relationship.

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The Unexpected Talents Affair (75 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
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Christmas Present (68 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, First Time
Summary: The weather outside is frightful, but your smile is so delightful. And since there's no place to go.
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The Very Secret Nowhere Affair diary of NS. (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Taken from "The Nowhere Affair"
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Whirling Illya (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Illya can bellydance
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The Post-Nowhere Affair (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: If you saw The Nowhere Affair and thought it was a bit obvious that Mara was a female version Illya and that Illya was none too pleased about that. And how amused was Tertunian when the Thrushie specified "female THRUSH operatives"."Happy Days!"
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The French Riviera Room Affair (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: PWP following the Girls of Nazarone. The tussle
continues.
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The Very Secret Nowhere Affair diary of IK. (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The secret diary of IK. based on The Nowhere Affair
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The Pool Boy Affair (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Filler scene from the Super Colossal Affair. Think Illya in a pool boy outfit. Hoo Ha! PWP interlude.
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A Place for Everything (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Ia anywhere safe for love?
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Lucky (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Missing scenes from 'The Fiddlesticks Affair'
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The Shirts of St Thomas (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor
Summary: Napoleon has a new favourite shirt
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Paradise (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A lovers' pact.
Prequel: The Island by Viviana
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The Island (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A stolen retreat.
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Only Optimists (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Missing Scenes from The Shark Affair
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Another Harvest (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Neptune Affair - and a surprise for Napoleon.
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Little Bombs (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya's hunt for a THRUSH bomb causes friction.
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The Time Capsule (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Green Opal Affair. Napoleon nurses a dark fear.
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Chains (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Terbuf Affair
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Proof (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Epilogue to The Summit-Five Affair.
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The Embrace (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A quiet moment takes Napoleon by surprise
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Paso Doble (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: A step in time from The Deadly Decoy Affair
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The Buns of Nazarone (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Missing scene from The Girls of Nazarone Affair
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Tooth Games (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon deals with a shy partner.
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Welcome Home (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: After the mission, the return.
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Steam (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A steamy bathe
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What Women Want (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Pre-Slash
Summary: My partner thinks he knows women .
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