Stay By My Side (105 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: (Originally published in Worlds Enough 2.) Illya struggled along the narrow dirt track, weighed down by the load he carried, harried along by shouts and the occasional lash of the whip around his bare legs. He had no idea how long he had been walking, where he was going, or who the men around him were. Why they had him was also not clear.
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Reaching Out (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: This story first appeared in Relative Secrecy 10. This was a terrific zine in a terrific series of zines and I recommend them all highly
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Sweet Delight (33 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time
Summary: The fieldwork ends, and they come together at last. Very romantic, very sweet. (hence the title)
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Silk (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, PWP
Summary: Once upon a time, Napoleon had been shocked to discover his partner's secret sybaritic streak.
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spiderweb (67 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: In his shoes, I probably would have gone for three shots of scotch; the methadone makes you drowsy, but they'd given him a light dose, and without the alcohol it wouldn't have been enough to knock him out.
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Yeah, I know, but we all do it when we have to.
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Slavonic Dances (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: Ever since he met the man who is now the Ambassador of a small Balkan state never named during the episode, Michael Donfield has been fantasizing about him nonstop. Then, one day, the phone rings at the pest control service, and the voice on the other end has a familiar accent
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Safe Harbor (290 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Sometimes you don't have to look as far as you thought to find the one person with whom you can truly be yourself.
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Small Distances (53 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Refractory Period (114 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time
Summary: Muncle on LJ had a Secret Santa story exchange, and Santa left me an idea that combined all 3 of Francis Kerst's plot bunnies!
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Smoke Screen (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: For the muncle picture challenge #22
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Snow (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Challenge
Summary: Written for the muncle Snow challenge.
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Relations (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Written for the muncle Romance Challenge.
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Sometimes a cigar. (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya visits a psychiatrist to try to understand his dreams. (As I wrote the story, I was picturing Judd Hirsch in the doctor's role.) Originally in the Incognito e-zine.
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Rain (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: After an exhausting day fighting Thrush, Napoleon and Illya find themselves at a cozy bed and breakfast in upstate New York.
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Sex in High Places (38 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Napoleon, Illya and Mark are assigned to guard a foreign diplomat and his staff. First published in Clandestine Affairs 2.
Note: Contrary to many readers' expectations, there is no airplane in this story.
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Relapse (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge
Summary: Written for Challenge #22 on muncle (picture challenge). Illya is injured. Napoleon has a moment of weakness.
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Services Rendered (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, First Time, PWP
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Safety of Distance (157 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Sequel: At a Distance by Nyssa, UNCLE Confidential File Two
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Standard Procedure (75 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Room Temperature (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time, PWP
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Surprise (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation, Multiple Partners
Summary: What do you get when you mix UNCLE agents with domination games, sex toys, hair and a first person POV? A whole lot of fun!
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SAVE ME (205 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH and Gary James
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Series
Summary: What happened in Arabia was only the beginning. Are Illya and Napoleon really ready to take their partnership to the next level?
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Spy Games (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Periwinkle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Other m/m
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: "How did we get stuck with a simple surveillance job anyway?"
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Smelly Business (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, PWP
Summary: Written for the Bryllecreme Challenge at the muncle community. Just a usual morning in an unusual household.
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Regimen (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor
Summary: An exercise in slapstick for muncle's "Down the Chimney" challenge
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Steam (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A steamy bathe
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Red (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: winterwood
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Pre-Slash
Summary: What's the meaning of red?
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