A Week of Sundays (44 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Series
Summary: Seven Sundays that should have happened.
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Eternity in an Hour (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: There was a flavor to jealousy, a chemical reaction on the back of the tongue that was as unpleasant as biting into foil.
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The Metamorphosis of Sexually Explicit Paper Cranes (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Paper cranes and sex.
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Mulch Ado About Illya (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Paper cranes and sex.
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Frozen (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Tell Me No Lies (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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Call Me Sweetheart (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Paper cranes and sex.
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Lost & Found (331 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Summary: Sometimes you find something you weren't looking for, and it turns out it was what you needed all along.
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Knights of the Umbrella and Bundle (92 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Some things are just all in a day's work.
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Safe Harbor (290 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Sometimes you don't have to look as far as you thought to find the one person with whom you can truly be yourself.
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The Once and Future Partner (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
Summary: It's never too late.
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Footwork (94 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: A little dancing around with identities.
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Pictures at an Exhibition (137 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Relationships evolve, people change, but love remains.
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Achilles Heel (254 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/Illya/f
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation, Multiple Partners
Summary: Everyone has a weakness.
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Cigarettes (0 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kleenexwoman
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon and Illya share a vice.
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The Disturbance in the Force Affair (109 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lady Ra
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Other m/m
Rating: NC-17
Category: Crossover, First Time
Summary: Crossover with Star Wars and Man From UNCLE. Luke senses a disturbance in the Force and he and Han go in search of the source. Luke finds something unexpected
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The Off the Rails Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ladysmith
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: An unexpected train trip leads to a surprise for a certain Russian
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Over the Edge (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Ladysmith
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: The lull after a mission.
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Half Truths (195 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya at last come together before circumstances pull them apart.
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Mission Control (40 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: This story was inspired by Nataliya's "Rain." Go read it.
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Small Distances (53 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Safe (49 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya are assigned a transfer involving someone they know and don't trust.
Prequel: Liaison by Lee the T
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Liaison (92 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lee the T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: An UNCLE courier gets just enough under Illya's skin to show Napoleon the truth about his own heart.
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Call It What You Like (80 K) (Format: pdf , text-only )
Author: Linda Cornett
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Left behind by an overloaded helicopter, Illya and Napoleon must improvise comforts to pass the night.
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While You Were Sleeping (71 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Linda Cornett
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
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The Secret Word Is Home (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Hurt/Comfort, First Time
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Koan (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP
Summary: Is it a puzzle? or is it not?
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Smoke Screen (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: For the muncle picture challenge #22
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Empty Shoes (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Channel_D was discussing an unshot script that had our heros as circus clowns. That combined with a 500-word limit for an internal challenge sparked this story.
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Penguins Don't (35 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Response to muncle challenge #19 - tuxedoes
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Not The Valentine (0 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Poetry, Drama-Angst
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Summary: Too short for summary
Disclaimer: Don' belonga me
Feedback: Tell me what you don't like. Tell me what you do.
Author's Notes: For the day of hearts
XPosted: Channel_F, MFUfic, MFUslash, LJ muncle, TCGM, WWOMB
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Waiting (65 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: What can a laughing woman in a beaded dress show Napoleon about needing his partner?
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Ow! (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: For your amusement, an exchange that drifted across my inner ear.
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In Harness (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: The challenge was to write a story where one of the characters was drunk or tired. Didn't have to be first person. That combined with a picture on the web birthed this.
The pic that helped grow this story is pretty explicit - the link to it is
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/muncle1/theme%20challenges/rrm2m0058.jpg
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Gadfly (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Poetry
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Coffee, Tea or Me? (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, PWP
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Refractory Period (114 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time
Summary: Muncle on LJ had a Secret Santa story exchange, and Santa left me an idea that combined all 3 of Francis Kerst's plot bunnies!
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Or Maybe Themselves (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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The Red Pawn Affair (106 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Mishka
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: On the eve of the Cuban Missile Crisis, Illya's assignment to UNCLE is canceled by the KGB, who demand he return to Washington and perhaps to the USSR.
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The Hound and Hares Affair (45 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Mishka
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Illya in bunny ears and a bunny tail and not much else; a small dog with a taste for creamed herring and chocolate-dipped cookies; and a bunch of body builders while Napoleon steals plans from Thrush.
Prequel: The Red Pawn Affair by Mishka
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The Black, White and Lavender Affair (127 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Mishka
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Congressional investigators are looking for subversives in U.N.C.L.E. and Illya appears to be high on their list of suspects
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When Souls Collide (78 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: Miss De Meana - aka Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Relations (8 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Written for the muncle Romance Challenge.
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Snow (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Challenge
Summary: Written for the muncle Snow challenge.
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Dressed for Dinner (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Written for the muncle Tuxedo challenge.
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