The Prisoner of Love Affair (151 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time, Series
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the Arctic Nights Affair (182 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, Series
Summary: Illya helps Napoleon deal with the stress of enforced celibacy on a long term mission.
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The Only On the Holidays Affair (178 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time, Series
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The Pandora's Box Affair (335 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance
Summary: Following "The Fifteen Years Later Affair" Napoleon recalls how he and Illya became lovers, and the circumstances that ended their affair.
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The Games People Play Affair (53 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Summary: In another hotel room, on another night, things remain - complicated.
Prequel: The Post Gurnius Affair by Rosemary
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The Rocky Start Affair (137 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rosemary
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Pre-slash. A young Napoleon Solo is sent to uncover a mole in UNCLE's London office. The prime suspect? A young Soviet scientist, Illya Kuryakin.
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Grand Opera (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, PWP
Summary: Let's call it an angsty pwp with a hopeful twist.
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A Day in the Life of (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Who does Illya talk to on his way to work and how does Napoleon show his love?
Story for the "colourless" prompt at fanfic100.
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Afternoons (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon is scared, Illya is hurt. The usual. Also, middle-aged men talk about sex. Food is mentioned.
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Driving Napoleon (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related
Summary: Epilogue for The Gazebo in the Maze. They're in the car on their way to the airport. Illya wants to go home.
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Heaven or Hell (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Concussion and confusion. Almost stream of consciousness.
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Autumn in New York (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: For the Illya is hurt challenge on muncle. Illya is content and warm. (How does that measure up with Illya is hurt? Hm.)
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In Absentia, longer version (43 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: This is the correct and slightly longer version of the previously posted story. Illya believes himself to be a child. How does Napoleon cope? How can they restore Illya to his usual snarky self?
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A Change of Routine (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Written for the first line challenge on muncle back in April. A different morning.
Sequel: Tight Spaces by sensine
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In Absentia (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Warning for some sappiness.Illya suffers amnesia after Thrush experiment. He believes he is seven years old. What could happen, hm?
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Smelly Business (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, PWP
Summary: Written for the Bryllecreme Challenge at the muncle community. Just a usual morning in an unusual household.
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Flower Power (87 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya must go undercover for their latest mission. Previously published in the Incognito ezine.
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Blue Water (62 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor
Summary: Follows directly after Tight Spaces. Illya goes to London.alone. Will Napoleon follow?
Prequel: Tight Spaces by sensine
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Tight Spaces (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, Challenge
Summary: Sequel to ACoR, written for the tight spaces challenge on muncle, in May.
Something happened on the way home.
Prequel: A Change of Routine by sensine
Sequel: Blue Water by sensine
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"It" (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Summary: Napoleon's got "It." Illya wonders why. A hairy tale.
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Cherchez la Femme (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor
Summary: Napoleon looks for the woman
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Unaccustomed (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Napoleon has an unaccustomed reaction.
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Cliche (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Challenge
Summary: Sometimes nothing changes. Sometimes everything does
Written for the "handcuffs challenge on muncle.
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Regimen (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor
Summary: An exercise in slapstick for muncle's "Down the Chimney" challenge
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Blink of an Eye (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance
Summary: No matter what he thinks, this is how it really happened.
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Phoenix (300 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: Illya's control begins to unravel following a close escape.
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The Times They Are A-Changing (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Susan Legge
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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