The Lonely Sea and the Sky (35 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance
Prequel: Two Men in a Boat by Di T
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How the Master Lost his Touch (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: Following the Master's Touch Affair, Illya is confused by Napoleon's lack of interest in him.
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The Uninvited Guests Affair (71 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
Summary: After his undercover role in the Ultimate Computer Affair, Illya brings home some uninvited guests. Napoleon comes to his aid.
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Two Men in a Boat (73 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go for a few days sailing round Long Island.
Sequel: The Lonely Sea and the Sky by Di T
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Part of the Furniture (142 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, Established Relationship
Prequel: The Black Boots Affair by Di T
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The Turkey That Became a Soufflé Affair (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
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Passing the Time (219 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Summary: A missing scene from the Shark Affair
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Aching Like Birds (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: DrWorm
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: This is what happens when two people have an experience together, but only one is able to say "Hey, do you remember the time when we.?" Napoleon and Illya suffer some setbacks in a Thrush compound in India.
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Comfort and Joy (88 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Napoleon really needs to watch Illya's back. Written for Veronicaluv in the DtC challenge 2008.
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The Orinoco Flow Affair (171 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: Action and adventure in South America lead to a re-evaluation of the partnership. Terrorists, jealousy and crocodiles. Oh and Napoleon's wardrobe suffers brutality. Again.
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The Déjà Vu Affair (124 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
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The Solstice Affair (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes we get a second chance. This was an eleventh-hour DtC gift for Sithdragn.
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The Way Back (108 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Not all affairs end well.
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The Truth or Dare Affair (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Holiday, Challenge, First Time
Summary: Truth serum and chocolate and their influence on a friendship.
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Anticipation (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: elise madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance
Summary: Napoleon and Illya need time for their new relationship.
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Unfit For Vision (98 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: A misunderstanding one night taints their friendship. Then a Thrust plot intervenes, and their lives may never be the same.
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The Out of Africa Affair (131 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: When contact is lost with Illya after a mission in Africa, Napoleon is sent in to find and retrieve his wayward partner, only to find himself embroiled in the area's troubles.
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Outside the Touch of Time (70 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: Napoleon receives an invitation to a family affair that threatens to dredge up old hurts.
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Heroes (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes, we're much more than we think we are.
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The Wilderness Affair (60 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Napoleon must find a way back to civilization for himself and an injured Illya.
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The Treasure Hunt Affair (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time
Summary: What is it Napoleon wishes Illya to find?
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Hostel (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Emma Leigh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time, PWP
Summary: One warm night in Alsace.
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Limousine Closet (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Vladeck rescues Michael Donfield from a jam and Michael doesn't want to go home. What happens when the closet starts to shrink?
Prequel: Slavonic Dances by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
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Where Does a Dream Begin? (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Michael Donfield and his secret lover, Ambassador Vladeck, find hope and perhaps redemption in a strain of optimistic song lyrics.
Prequel: Limousine Closet by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
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The Virgin Affair (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: This is the first MfU story I ever wrote. It was edited by C.C., who encouraged me to write it in the first place. Thanks ever so much!
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The No Hair Affair (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Why is Illya wearing a turban? And how will Napoleon react?
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A House of Cards (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: When Illya looks at a photograph, his whole life changes.
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The Fifth Season Affair (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Our boys go on a mission to Germany where they have to be inconspicuous in a very unusual way.
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The Nickname Affair (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Humor, PWP, Pre-Slash
Summary: A new nickname for Napoleon
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24/7 (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: What happens after the world has been saved?
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The Breathless Affair (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Napoleon has a problem. Illya finds a "scientific" solution.
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Masquerade (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Francis Kerst
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Poetry
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