Two Men in a Boat (73 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go for a few days sailing round Long Island.
Sequel: The Lonely Sea and the Sky by Di T
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The Uninvited Guests Affair (71 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
Summary: After his undercover role in the Ultimate Computer Affair, Illya brings home some uninvited guests. Napoleon comes to his aid.
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Passing the Time (219 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Summary: A missing scene from the Shark Affair
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Part of the Furniture (142 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, Established Relationship
Prequel: The Black Boots Affair by Di T
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The Nine Lives Affair (72 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Summary: A cat is instrumental in changing the relationship between Napoleon and Illya.
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The Lonely Sea and the Sky (35 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance
Prequel: Two Men in a Boat by Di T
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The Turkey That Became a Soufflé Affair (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
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Aching Like Birds (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: DrWorm
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: This is what happens when two people have an experience together, but only one is able to say "Hey, do you remember the time when we.?" Napoleon and Illya suffer some setbacks in a Thrush compound in India.
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Unfit For Vision (98 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: A misunderstanding one night taints their friendship. Then a Thrust plot intervenes, and their lives may never be the same.
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Heroes (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes, we're much more than we think we are.
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The Treasure Hunt Affair (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time
Summary: What is it Napoleon wishes Illya to find?
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Hostel (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Emma Leigh
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time, PWP
Summary: One warm night in Alsace.
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Limousine Closet (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Vladeck rescues Michael Donfield from a jam and Michael doesn't want to go home. What happens when the closet starts to shrink?
Prequel: Slavonic Dances by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
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Slavonic Dances (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: Ever since he met the man who is now the Ambassador of a small Balkan state never named during the episode, Michael Donfield has been fantasizing about him nonstop. Then, one day, the phone rings at the pest control service, and the voice on the other end has a familiar accent
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Where Does a Dream Begin? (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Michael Donfield and his secret lover, Ambassador Vladeck, find hope and perhaps redemption in a strain of optimistic song lyrics.
Prequel: Limousine Closet by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
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Music for Blooming (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairings: Other m/m, Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: Michael lies dazed on a hotel bed, pleasure and turmoil warring for his attention.
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24/7 (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: What happens after the world has been saved?
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The Virgin Affair (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: This is the first MfU story I ever wrote. It was edited by C.C., who encouraged me to write it in the first place. Thanks ever so much!
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The Fifth Season Affair (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Our boys go on a mission to Germany where they have to be inconspicuous in a very unusual way.
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The Breathless Affair (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Napoleon has a problem. Illya finds a "scientific" solution.
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The Nickname Affair (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Humor, PWP, Pre-Slash
Summary: A new nickname for Napoleon
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The No Hair Affair (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Why is Illya wearing a turban? And how will Napoleon react?
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A House of Cards (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: When Illya looks at a photograph, his whole life changes.
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Masquerade (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Francis Kerst
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Poetry
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