The Blue-Eyed Blond Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: "And what beautiful blue eyes -- with a sharp and cunning mind behind them. Do you honestly believe such an intellect would find a pretty clothes-horse like you anything more than a diversion?"
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The Book-Scholar Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: The things you can learn from books.
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Pussycat (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, First Time, PWP
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spiderweb (67 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Holiday, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: In his shoes, I probably would have gone for three shots of scotch; the methadone makes you drowsy, but they'd given him a light dose, and without the alcohol it wouldn't have been enough to knock him out.
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Yeah, I know, but we all do it when we have to.
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Hands (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time
Summary: Napoleon's in good hands.
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The Helena of Troy Affair (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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Wicked (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya/f
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: He dances with the enemy. He dances around the truth. His eyes dance with merriment, and he leads me a merry dance, too. But right now, collar open in the evening's heat, he's dancing with a girl--
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Bewitched (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Warnings: Multiple Partners
Summary: "Sometimes better the devil you don't know, rather than the devil you know."
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masks (120 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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Silk (27 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, PWP
Summary: Once upon a time, Napoleon had been shocked to discover his partner's secret sybaritic streak.
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Impediments (103 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Series
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Please notice the warnings on this story.
Prequel: Leather by Cord Smithee
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Liquor (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: What do you do with a drunken agent.
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The Boys from Berlin Affair (160 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: I don't want to wear his uniform and I don't want his damned astigmatism and I don't want his sadistic streak and I do not want his smile. And I don't want ageing Nazis looking at me like the fountain of immortality and their youthful indiscretions all rolled into one."
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Parachute (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon is a little tied up after "The Foreign Legion Affair."
Prequel: Paperwork by Cord Smithee
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Professionals (45 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Illya held his gaze for a wavering moment and twisted his head aside, to all appearances sickened by what he saw. <i>You would almost believe he was scared of me.</i>
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...all the forgiveness you're going to get. (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
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Paperwork (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: "Must you stand over me while I'm trying to work? The reports are finished and filed. I do not need your supervision."
"I've already read them--"
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