Nearly (47 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/other
Rating: R
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Series
Warnings: Death Story
Summary: Napoleon takes comfort where he can until Illya needs him
Prequel: Almost by Spikesgirl58
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Needs (104 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jane Terry
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: BDSM, Violence
Summary: After being tortured by Thrush, Napoleon is haunted by dreams of bondage and domination. When he stops dating women, it arouses suspicion inside and outside UNCLE
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Nevermore (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary:
"I may put ketchup and mustard on everything, Illya, but at least I know that no self-respecting Italian would ever order red Chianti with fish.”
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No Hay A Quien Culpar (129 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Just when all is well with their world, an old horror returns.
Prequel: Waterloo by Spikesgirl58
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Not The Valentine (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Poetry, Drama-Angst
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Summary: Too short for summary
Disclaimer: Don' belonga me
Feedback: Tell me what you don't like. Tell me what you do.
Author's Notes: For the day of hearts
XPosted: Channel_F, MFUfic, MFUslash, LJ muncle, TCGM, WWOMB
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Of Little or No Consequence (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: When the lights are out, it is possible to do things you don't have to mention in the light of day. Little strangely uncategorisable one-shot. I do not own Illya or Napoleon, I just ask them round to play.
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On the Wings of Love/The Best Laid Plans (82 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: These two companion stories first appeared in Kathy Resch's wonderful zine "Affairs to Remember" I am very grateful to Kathy for giving these stories a real home. Now that the year is up, I am sharing them with those who do not generally purchase zines.
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One More for the Road (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nyssa
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
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One of Us (37 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: April and Mark find themselves at Taste and can't quite come to terms with Napoleon Solo - married man
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Only Optimists (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Missing Scenes from The Shark Affair
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Or Maybe Themselves (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
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Orbis Non Suffit (The World Is Not Enough) (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Crossover, Challenge, Pre-Slash
Summary: Written for the beginnings challenge at Livejournal's network_command. Waverly receives a letter from an old friend about Napoleon and Illya post-Terbuf.
Sequel: New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express by the Lady Rose
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Our Last Summer (65 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon forces Illya to choose between their relationship and the restaurant.
Prequel: No Hay A Quien Culpar by Spikesgirl58
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Out of the Mouth of Babes Affair (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon has a little problem and turns to his partner for help.Wirtten as a prompt for IKeepGoldfishinmyBra
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Outside the Touch of Time (70 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: Napoleon receives an invitation to a family affair that threatens to dredge up old hurts.
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Ow! (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: For your amusement, an exchange that drifted across my inner ear.
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Paperwork (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: "Must you stand over me while I'm trying to work? The reports are finished and filed. I do not need your supervision."
"I've already read them--"
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Parachute (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon is a little tied up after "The Foreign Legion Affair."
Prequel: Paperwork by Cord Smithee
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Paradise (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A lovers' pact.
Prequel: The Island by Viviana
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Part of the Furniture (142 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time, Established Relationship
Prequel: The Black Boots Affair by Di T
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Paso Doble (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: A step in time from The Deadly Decoy Affair
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Passing the Time (219 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Di T
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
Summary: A missing scene from the Shark Affair
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Penguins Don't (35 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Response to muncle challenge #19 - tuxedoes
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Perspective (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, Challenge, PWP
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Phoenix (300 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: Illya's control begins to unravel following a close escape.
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Pictures at an Exhibition (137 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Relationships evolve, people change, but love remains.
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Post Mortem (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Graculus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
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Pretender (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ardent
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Challenge, First Time, PWP
Summary: It's only a kiss, damn it!
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Professionals (45 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Illya held his gaze for a wavering moment and twisted his head aside, to all appearances sickened by what he saw. <i>You would almost believe he was scared of me.</i>
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Proof (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Epilogue to The Summit-Five Affair.
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Pussycat (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cord Smithee
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, First Time, PWP
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