Falsehoods (58 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Robbed of his memory, Napoleon has no idea who is friend and who is foe.
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Extra Curricula (46 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: At Survival School, Illya gets a little help from Mark Slate.
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Duties (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Carol
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Illya and Napoleon discuss their duties to each other.
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Frozen Fire (75 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: "How can you be so cold?" Jess asked. "Is there no one else whose hot breath makes you shiver ." Illya stared at him. "But it doesn't mean that. We're just friends."
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First Love, Only Love (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: This is a shameless little PWP - the advantage being that you don't have to hunt too hard for the 'good parts'.
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Dance into the Fire (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Appeared in Worlds Enough ('04) - They meet, they work together, they rescue one another, they fall in love .
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Durian Dreaming (66 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Clare Chew
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: After saving the world from more exploding fruit, Illya and Napoleon wind down with champagne and conversation in bed.
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Fit to be tied (59 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Graculus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action-Adventure, First Time, PWP
Summary: With Illya's assistance, Napoleon discovers something unexpected about himself.
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Desires and Adorations (50 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Joolz
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Violence, Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: With Napoleon and Illya's careers hanging in the balance, Mr. Waverly has to make a decision. Painful circumstances provide him with a useful lesson.
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Frozen (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Eternity in an Hour (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: There was a flavor to jealousy, a chemical reaction on the back of the tongue that was as unpleasant as biting into foil.
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Footwork (94 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: A little dancing around with identities.
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derivation of things unknown (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP, Pre-Slash
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Empty Shoes (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Channel_D was discussing an unshot script that had our heros as circus clowns. That combined with a 500-word limit for an internal challenge sparked this story.
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Dressed for Dinner (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Written for the muncle Tuxedo challenge.
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First Time (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
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Dancing (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon asks Illya to dance. Or does he? (Written for muncle challenge #24)
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Dirty Laundry (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time, PWP
Summary: Written for the "wet" challenge on muncle. Shameless porn. The NS/other is implied, not explicit.
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Dated (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time, PWP
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Deception (86 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Humor, Series
Summary: Deep cover was always interesting but you never knew when you might get shot in the butt. Second in Tales of the Black Cat Series. Let the Weirdness Continue!
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Friend To Fear (97 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Before being sent to UNCLE, Illya has a relationship that is doomed from the beginning.
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Exclusive Rights (95 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya never promised to be exclusive to each other. Should they?
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DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN (260 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH and GJ
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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Driving Napoleon (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related
Summary: Epilogue for The Gazebo in the Maze. They're in the car on their way to the airport. Illya wants to go home.
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Flower Power (87 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya must go undercover for their latest mission. Previously published in the Incognito ezine.
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