Dancing (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Romance, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon asks Illya to dance. Or does he? (Written for muncle challenge #24)
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Dancing Queen (81 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Napoleon must go home to say a final good bye to his mother. His family isn't excited about his news with regards to his relationship with Illya
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Dated (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time, PWP
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The Day Before You Came (44 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Series
Warnings: Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: Before Taste and ABBA, there was just Illya and Matt and the longing, the sense of betrayal and the friendship
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A Day in the Life of (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Who does Illya talk to on his way to work and how does Napoleon show his love?
Story for the "colourless" prompt at fanfic100.
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Deception (86 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Pathfindr
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Humor, Series
Summary: Deep cover was always interesting but you never knew when you might get shot in the butt. Second in Tales of the Black Cat Series. Let the Weirdness Continue!
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Delight (6 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: A post "The Matterhorn Affair" story.
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Depth Perception (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor
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derivation of things unknown (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP, Pre-Slash
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Desires and Adorations (50 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Joolz
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Violence, Unusual Sexual Situation
Summary: With Napoleon and Illya's careers hanging in the balance, Mr. Waverly has to make a decision. Painful circumstances provide him with a useful lesson.
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The Desperate Act (58 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Waif
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: In a panic Illya takes Napoleon to bed but will the agents be able to deal with the repercussions of this act of desperation?
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Devilishly Delicious (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Written for the Easter Egg challenge - Napoleon and Illya cook! The world may never be the same.
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Dirty Laundry (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Nix
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time, PWP
Summary: Written for the "wet" challenge on muncle. Shameless porn. The NS/other is implied, not explicit.
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A Dish Best Served Cold (31 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: What's a little frostbite between friends?
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A Dish Served Cold (55 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Knife in hand, Illya stares at the body of his dead partner.
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Disillusion (23 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Established Relationship, Series
Summary: If only she hadn't said that.
Prequel: Knowing Me, Knowing You by Spikesgirl58
Sequel: Mamma Mia by Spikesgirl58
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Dislodged and Displaced (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: SeriesFive
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya and Napoleon are stranded in the Burmese jungle.
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The Disturbance in the Force Affair (109 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Lady Ra
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Other m/m
Rating: NC-17
Category: Crossover, First Time
Summary: Crossover with Star Wars and Man From UNCLE. Luke senses a disturbance in the Force and he and Han go in search of the source. Luke finds something unexpected
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Does Your Mama Know You're Out (18 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time, Series
Summary: After years of walking out on Napoleon, he's back in Illya's life - for better or worse?
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Dog Day Afternoon (52 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Established Relationship
Summary: It's fall and even UNCLE agents have to admit they weren't the men they once were -slash version of Every Dog Every Day
Prequel: Ghost by Spikesgirl58, Fanfiction.net
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Dominoes (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: Written in response to a prompt from elmey in the Easter Egg Challenge 2012. The prompt was "A game of dominoes." Betaed by Team Di-Nat.
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Don't (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: Written for the Summer Solstice challenge - a plea, an enticement, and the truth will win out.
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DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN (260 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: paulaH and GJ
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
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Double-Blind (108 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: What you see depends on what you are looking for. There is no possible better summary that doesn't include spoilers, so you'll have to settle for that one.
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Dr Solo's Excellent Cure for Insomnia (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
Summary: Illya's occasional insomnia is bad tonight. Luckily he's sharing a room with Dr Solo.
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Dressed for Dinner (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Miss Pamela
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time, PWP
Summary: Written for the muncle Tuxedo challenge.
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Driving Napoleon (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related
Summary: Epilogue for The Gazebo in the Maze. They're in the car on their way to the airport. Illya wants to go home.
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Durian Dreaming (66 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Clare Chew
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: After saving the world from more exploding fruit, Illya and Napoleon wind down with champagne and conversation in bed.
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Duties (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Carol
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Illya and Napoleon discuss their duties to each other.
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The Déjà Vu Affair (124 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Elijahwildchild
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
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Elevator Thoughts (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: How do you get over your fear of Section 2 agents - getting trapped in an elevator is one way.
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Eleven and Two (61 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: If Illya can't be Section Two, will it give him a section eight?
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The Embrace (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A quiet moment takes Napoleon by surprise
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Emptiness and Harmony (92 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: What price would UNCLE pay for Thrush's Ultimate Computer? More to the point, what price will Illya be asked to pay?
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Empty Shoes (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Meris
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Channel_D was discussing an unshot script that had our heros as circus clowns. That combined with a 500-word limit for an internal challenge sparked this story.
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The Enforcement Agent's Handbook To Being Discharged Early From Medical (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon finds a new way of convincing Illya to get him out of Medical as soon as possible.
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Entering at a Bad Time (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Action-Adventure, Humor, First Time
Summary: Illya and Napoleon give in at last!
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Episode Epilogue 10 - Softer than a Sigh (6 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: After "The Love Affair", both Illya and Napoleon are in need of some tender loving care.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 11 - Fill Your Desire by ChannelD, not posted yet
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Episode Epilogue 11 - Fill Your Desire (8 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: A post "The Gazebo in the Maze Affair" story.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 12 - Bright is the Color by ChannelD, not posted yet
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Episode Epilogue 4; With My Love I Am Home (Post Yellow Scarf) (25 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Why was Napoleon alone in "The Yellow Scarf Affair"? Because Illya was sent back to the Soviet Union for an assignment.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 5 - The Winter Needs the Spring by ChannelD, not up yet
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Episode Epilogue 5: Winter Needs the Spring (post Tea Party & Sceptre) (9 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: After 'The Secret Sceptre Affair' Illya and Napoleon share drinks, conversation, and love.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 6 - Touch is Love (Post Bow-Wow Affair) by ChannelD, not up yet
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Episode Epilogue 6 - Touch is Love. (A Post Bow-Wow Affair story) (5 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Series
Summary: Illya is irritated with Napoleon after the Bow-Wow Affair.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 7 - In the Middle of something (a Post See Paris and Die story) by ChannelD, not up yet
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Episode Epilogue 7 - In the Middle of Something (21 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: A post See Paris and Die Affair story.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue - Out of Order by ChannelD, not up yet
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Episode Epilogue 8: Some Kind of Innocence (17 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: This is a post Brain Killer, and Hong Kong Shilling Affair story.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 9: Delight by ChannelD, Not posted yet
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Episode Epilogue 9 - Second Star to the Right (43 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: This is a combined post Hong Kong Shilling & Never Never Affair(s) epilogue. This series should be read in order. All up to this one are on this website.
Sequel: Episode Epilogue 10 - Softer than a Sigh by ChannelD, not posted yet
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Eternity in an Hour (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Established Relationship
Summary: There was a flavor to jealousy, a chemical reaction on the back of the tongue that was as unpleasant as biting into foil.
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The Evidence of the Senses Affair (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Atheneparthenos
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: The calm after the storm.
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Evolution (26 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Darwinism at its best
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Exclusive Rights (95 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: paulaH
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya never promised to be exclusive to each other. Should they?
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The Exit Stage Left Affair (84 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go undercover to catch a killer, but will they be successful before Illya goes The Full Monty?
Prequel: Love Sought by Spikesgirl58
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Experiment In Vivo (28 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Established Relationship
Summary: You go, I go.
Sequel: A Dish Best Served Cold by Nickovetch
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Expression (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time, Pre-Slash
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Extra Curricula (46 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: At Survival School, Illya gets a little help from Mark Slate.
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The Face of Bravery (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Bravery takes on many forms, especially if you are Illya Kuryakin and you're in bed with your brothers and sisters.
Prequel: Thunder by Spikesgirl58
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Face the Music and Dance (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: Napoleon feels old, so Illya takes him dancing
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Falsehoods (58 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Robbed of his memory, Napoleon has no idea who is friend and who is foe.
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Fernando (84 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Spikesgirl58
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya embark upon their most danerous mission ever - remodeling!
Prequel: One of Us by spikesgirl58
Sequel: Summer Night City by Spikesgirl58
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The Fifth Season Affair (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Our boys go on a mission to Germany where they have to be inconspicuous in a very unusual way.
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The First Aid Affair (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Illya needs a boo-boo band-aid
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First Light (22 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Challenge, First Time
Summary: A long weekend at a secluded lighthouse could bring changes to Napoleon and Illya's relationship.
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First Love, Only Love (42 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: This is a shameless little PWP - the advantage being that you don't have to hunt too hard for the 'good parts'.
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First Time (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
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Fit to be tied (59 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Graculus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action-Adventure, First Time, PWP
Summary: With Illya's assistance, Napoleon discovers something unexpected about himself.
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The Flesh of My Flesh Affair (99 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: nickovetch
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Waverly gives Solo an ultimatum. Illya responds instead.
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Flower Power (87 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: Napoleon and Illya must go undercover for their latest mission. Previously published in the Incognito ezine.
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Footwork (94 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor, Challenge, First Time
Summary: A little dancing around with identities.
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Forever Starts Tonight (127 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, First Time
Summary: People drift apart, but when they come together again it is magical.
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Forty (or Solid Gold) (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Astrid Keynes
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Challenge, Established Relationship
Summary: Inspired by the Handcuffs challenge. An UNCLE tradition has Napoleon worried.
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The French Riviera Room Affair (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: PWP following the Girls of Nazarone. The tussle
continues.
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A friend in need is a friend indeed (236 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: svetlanacat4
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya Kuryakin was a traitor. A murderer. He didn't remember, but he knew it.
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Friend To Fear (97 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: paulaH
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst
Summary: Before being sent to UNCLE, Illya has a relationship that is doomed from the beginning.
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Frozen (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Keelywolfe
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
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Frozen Fire (75 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, First Time, PWP
Summary: "How can you be so cold?" Jess asked. "Is there no one else whose hot breath makes you shiver ." Illya stared at him. "But it doesn't mean that. We're just friends."
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