The Nickname Affair (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Flora
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Humor, PWP, Pre-Slash
Summary: A new nickname for Napoleon
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Aching Like Birds (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: DrWorm
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: This is what happens when two people have an experience together, but only one is able to say "Hey, do you remember the time when we.?" Napoleon and Illya suffer some setbacks in a Thrush compound in India.
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Heroes (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: Sometimes, we're much more than we think we are.
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Unfit For Vision (98 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: A misunderstanding one night taints their friendship. Then a Thrust plot intervenes, and their lives may never be the same.
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Behind Blue Eyes (259 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: paulaH and GJ
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Series
Summary: Kopf takes matters into his own hands when Waverly won't allow him to do an in-depth psych exam on Illya.
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Reaching Out (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: This story first appeared in Relative Secrecy 10. This was a terrific zine in a terrific series of zines and I recommend them all highly
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On the Wings of Love/The Best Laid Plans (82 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Rape/Non-con
Summary: These two companion stories first appeared in Kathy Resch's wonderful zine "Affairs to Remember" I am very grateful to Kathy for giving these stories a real home. Now that the year is up, I am sharing them with those who do not generally purchase zines.
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derivation of things unknown (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP, Pre-Slash
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Driving Napoleon (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related
Summary: Epilogue for The Gazebo in the Maze. They're in the car on their way to the airport. Illya wants to go home.
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In Absentia, longer version (43 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sensine
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: This is the correct and slightly longer version of the previously posted story. Illya believes himself to be a child. How does Napoleon cope? How can they restore Illya to his usual snarky self?
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Red (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: winterwood
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Pre-Slash
Summary: What's the meaning of red?
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Cigarettes (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kleenexwoman
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon and Illya share a vice.
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Title: The Enforcement Agent's Handbook To Being Discharged Early From Medical (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon finds a new way of convincing Illya to get him out of Medical as soon as possible.
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The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair Pt. 2 (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: Our knights errant from UNCLE cross paths with John Drake. WIP.
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Tattoo (120 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Good versus evil and a tattooed Illya.
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Love's a Funny Thing (55 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: azdak
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure
Summary: Illya seeks refuge in a Soho brothel.
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Orbis Non Suffit (The World Is Not Enough) (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Crossover, Challenge, Pre-Slash
Summary: Written for the beginnings challenge at Livejournal's network_command. Waverly receives a letter from an old friend about Napoleon and Illya post-Terbuf.
Sequel: New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express by the Lady Rose
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Falsehoods (58 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure
Summary: Robbed of his memory, Napoleon has no idea who is friend and who is foe.
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Therapy (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nataliya
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: Whether this little vignette is slash or not slash is wholly up to the interpretation of the reader.
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the whole of life (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Challenge
Summary: Written for the muncle LJ community's "Ultimatum" challenge; a ficlet about Solo in Korea prior to joining UNCLE.
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The Living Daylights Affair (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Crossover
Summary: An adaptation of Ian Fleming's "The Living Daylights" firmly set in UNCLE-verse. Illya Kuryakin unexpectedly reckons with his past on a mission involving a defector and a cellist.
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The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Alternate Universe, Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: A timeshifted Napoleon and Illya run across John Drake (Danger Man/Secret Agent) of Britain's M-9 to track down a database with tremendous political implications. Part I of a work in progress.
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New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary:
"I may put ketchup and mustard on everything, Illya, but at least I know that no self-respecting Italian would ever order red Chianti with fish.”
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The Pick Your Pocket Affair (127 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: bistokidsfan
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Romance, Action-Adventure, Challenge, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Men in Mac's, Communist Youth, & the world is saved while Napoleon & Illya look fab.
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Who's on Top (38 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Humor, First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Illya and Napoleon have established a comfortable relationship - on the surface, that is. Then one day Illya makes an offhand remark that makes Napoleon think about something he has never considered before ,,, and isn't sure he wants to consider now.
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Extra Curricula (46 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blondie
Pairings: Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: At Survival School, Illya gets a little help from Mark Slate.
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