Leaving Terbuff (23 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Romance, First Time, Series
Summary: This is the first in a series of stories following the series in a slash perspective. It (obviously) is set right after "The Terbuff Affair".
Sequel: The 'L' Word by ChannelD, just not posted yet
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The Long Night (27 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: Elise Madrid
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya find that things may not be as they appear.
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To Live A Little (15 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Alternate Universe, Drama-Angst, Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: In a kind of AU where Illya is blind, he longs for his days of being an active agent.
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The Three Sheets To The Wind Affair (41 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, First Time
Summary: It's Thrush's fault that Illya is very, very drunk, but not entirely their fault that Napoleon is finding him very, very attractive.
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The Wine Me, Dine Me, Sixty-Nine Me Affair (58 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: When Illya and Napoleon are trapped by a cave in, Napoleon discovers one of Illya's biggest fears, but also one of his fantasies. And there's sex. Of course.
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Brave New World (33 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, First Time, PWP
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: During the See Paris and Die Affair, Napoleon and Illya indulge in a little role play and bondage. Of course.
I couldn't have written this without first reading Cord Smithee's beautiful Pussycat, which is the most exquisite piece of writing ever.
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The Suburbia Affair Affair (37 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: During The Suburbia Affair, Napoleon and Illya have angry sex, and then later they have happy sex. Lots of sex. Basically just sex. And soufflé mention.
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Hung Series - Talking (83 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: After being left to hang for days, Illya needs counselling. (This series can be read in any order.)
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Hung Series - Rescue (116 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: The bad guys always hang Illya from the ceiling. This time they've left him there.
This is 'Hung' from Napoleon's point of view. And this one is very definitely slash.
Prequel: Hung Series - Hung by AconitumNapellus
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Hung Series - Hung (75 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Summary: The bad guys always hang Illya from the ceiling. This time they've left him there.
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Qu'est-ce Que C'est (105 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: ChannelD
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: BDSM, Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: Illya is sent out as bait for a serial killer. Napoleon is in charge of security. Something goes wrong. Very wrong.
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The Old Masters Affair (362 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
Warnings: Violence
Summary: After infiltrating into a Thrush warehouse in London, Illya is discovered, captured, and torturted. Of course he escapes, but of course he is captured again.
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The Marshmallows Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon introduces Illya to a drinking game. Just some harmless fun.
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The Goddamn Delicious Cookies Affair (14 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon distracts Illya while he's baking. Pwp in response to a glorious Tumblr post ending in 'The only thing that would of been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because lets face it, my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.'

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The Lab Rat Affair (620 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: BDSM, Rape/Non-con
Summary: When Illya is blinded by a Thrush chemical his and Napoleon's lives are suddenly turned upsidedown. (Contains some sexual aggression but not rape.)
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A Rather Russian Affair (14 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Present day. Illya is content in his new identity as Dr Donald Mallard. He only misses two things: Russia, and Napoleon.
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The Glorious Fourth Affair (37 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: AconitumNapellus
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday
Summary: It's the Fourth of July and Illya's feeling out of sorts.
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